我深受 Kylie Jenner和Kim Kardashian样子的启发
So I'm so inspired by Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian's looks.
So I've booked an appointment to get my lips and booty enhanced.
So I know when I get back to the office
all the nosey women are gonna ask me 21 questions about my new look
So my question for you is how do I explain my fuller lips and bigger booty without telling the truth.
What you're gonna do, you're gonna do it at Christmas.
You're gonna tell them Santa Claus brought them.
You come to work on New Year Day, here you go
How y'all going?
How are you today.
What's going on with you?
what's y'all looking at
this ain't nothing
See, you ain't never had big lips
so you don't even know how to work them
So see .you're gonna have to come and sit with me for at least a month.
So I can teach you how to operate large full lips because you don't know.
你看 如果我一不小心 我发呆的时候
See if I ain't careful like if I ain't pay attention.
如果你不会操作的话 有人叫你的名字 你回过头流着口水
See if you don't know how to work it sombody call you, you slang and slobber
See，you，you，you ain't know how to operate lip except you working the lips for years
So I've learned how to hold them,you know
You know make them work, you know what I'm saying.
I know how to do things with them now , you know what I'm saying.
When I was a little boy,see, yeah
See, see when I was a little boy
there was a problem, there was a condition
but see as a grown man
I'd turn them into a asset
Yeah yeah, see I 'm putting these on you now, you, you're in a real situation
Yeah, look, I think you look fine the way you are
And I think you should stop
because you're gonna mess around and get some done to yourself.
对了 你现在还年轻 生孩子了吗
And plus, see you're young, have you had children yet?
你看 你也会有孩子 那个时候屁股就会长大 对 那个时候
See there, you're gonna have some kids, right there you're gonna get some more ass,right there
I'm just asking all you beautiful women that do have children
When you get a baby, you get most stuff you didn't have before
now you must right add that to it
You gotta get a wagon.
Set it in now
I'm gonna need two wagons, come on
Don't do that, you look fine the way you are